Top Tech CEO Reveals Shocking Secret About the Color Hat Women Absolutely Shouldn’t Wear in the Office By Staff Writer Recently the CEO of a major internet technology firm admitted that women who hide their long sexy hair under a hat are deliberately paid less than those who wear skimpy cleavage-empowering clothing to the cubicle farm. This never-before-revealed corporate secret is a winning strategy engineered to discourage the wearing of unflattering office… Read More
Better than Irishes I’m a bad ass hard-as-nails police detective that doesn’t play by the rules. Rules like going to the academy or being a real cop. I crack the cases other detectives are afraid to touch. Give me a bottle of Jack and a .44 and I’ll make you hit the high notes like that Bieber girl.… Read More
Beyond Thunderdome and Over the Rainbow You travel beyond Thunderdome despite the chipper warnings of a talking dog. You follow a broken road that leads only in a single direction. Behind you only the black nothingness of despair. A sign stretches across the road. Its original message obscured with an ominous warning scrawled in blood. “NOT KANSAS” A chill penetrates your… Read More