If you see a man dressed as a … If you see a man dressed as a butcher driving a white van stop by and say hello. I totally remembered to buy candy this year.… Read More
Happy Halloween Everyone! Also… Happy Halloween Everyone! Also don’t forget to check your candy for razor blades and anthrax.… Read More
I’ll be handing out Chick Trac… I’ll be handing out Chick Tracts to all the kids to make sure that nobody has any fun tonight. Except for me because I’ll be drunk.… Read More
It’s Halloween, which means th… It’s Halloween, which means the police are going to have to decide whether to beat protesters or drunk college students.… Read More
You know you’re white when you… You know you’re white when you go to a rave at a golf course instead of an abandoned warehouse.… Read More