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  • General Public: “Oh no we’re all going to die of the swine flu!”

    They: “‘Swine flu’ just isn’t scary enough. Let’s rename is H1N1.”

    General Public: “Well, that H1N1 thingy wasn’t so bad after all.”

    They: ” hmmm…”

    News Media: “Camels all around the world have been dropping dead with this treacherous saliva-related disease. It’s believed to have reached the U.S. There are three suspected cases in (insert local state’s name here) alone.”

    General Public: “Ahhhhhhhhhhh! we’re all gonna die!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

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