With Halloween behind us, ther… November 1, 2011 With Halloween behind us, there seems to be a lot less skanks wandering around town. I think they migrated South for the winter.… Read More
If you see a man dressed as a … October 31, 2011 If you see a man dressed as a butcher driving a white van stop by and say hello. I totally remembered to buy candy this year.… Read More
Happy Halloween Everyone! Also… October 31, 2011 Happy Halloween Everyone! Also don’t forget to check your candy for razor blades and anthrax.… Read More
I’ll be handing out Chick Trac… October 31, 2011 I’ll be handing out Chick Tracts to all the kids to make sure that nobody has any fun tonight. Except for me because I’ll be drunk.… Read More
Hey, did Green Day write any s… October 31, 2011 Hey, did Green Day write any songs about October ending?… Read More
It’s Halloween, which means th… October 31, 2011 It’s Halloween, which means the police are going to have to decide whether to beat protesters or drunk college students.… Read More