JUSTIN HITS 14 MILLION FOLLOWE… JUSTIN HITS 14 MILLION FOLLOWERS driving stretch hummer under the influence. Local hospitals refuse treatment; “Let them die” says ER doc.… Read More
Bought a wall clock, all it do… Bought a wall clock, all it does is tell time. I feel so retro.… Read More
With Halloween behind us, ther… With Halloween behind us, there seems to be a lot less skanks wandering around town. I think they migrated South for the winter.… Read More
If you see a man dressed as a … If you see a man dressed as a butcher driving a white van stop by and say hello. I totally remembered to buy candy this year.… Read More
Happy Halloween Everyone! Also… Happy Halloween Everyone! Also don’t forget to check your candy for razor blades and anthrax.… Read More
I’ll be handing out Chick Trac… I’ll be handing out Chick Tracts to all the kids to make sure that nobody has any fun tonight. Except for me because I’ll be drunk.… Read More