Watching all these Nazis celebrating another Nationalist Sandwich Day is making me sick. Thanks Obama!… Read More

JUSTIN HITS 14 MILLION FOLLOWERS driving stretch hummer under the influence. Local hospitals refuse treatment; “Let them die” says ER doc.… Read More

Bought a wall clock, all it does is tell time. I feel so retro.… Read More

With Halloween behind us, there seems to be a lot less skanks wandering around town. I think they migrated South for the winter.… Read More

If you see a man dressed as a butcher driving a white van stop by and say hello. I totally remembered to buy candy this year.… Read More

Happy Halloween Everyone! Also don’t forget to check your candy for razor blades and anthrax.… Read More