I’ll be handing out Chick Trac… I’ll be handing out Chick Tracts to all the kids to make sure that nobody has any fun tonight. Except for me because I’ll be drunk.… Read More
It’s Halloween, which means th… It’s Halloween, which means the police are going to have to decide whether to beat protesters or drunk college students.… Read More
You know you’re white when you… You know you’re white when you go to a rave at a golf course instead of an abandoned warehouse.… Read More
If you’re constantly having to… If you’re constantly having to pull your underwear up, your Halloween costume might be too slutty.… Read More