If Ron Paul wants to win he ne… If Ron Paul wants to win he needs to stop having principles and start listening to the opinion poll of the week. And more pandering!… Read More
There once was a man from Nant… There once was a man from Nantucket. He shot himself because people wouldn’t stop making fun of him. You might say he kicked the bucket.… Read More
Gibberish is a dish best serve… Gibberish is a dish best served in a hat four fathoms from the rusty streetlight while juggling stoic kittens. Serves four, unless hungry.… Read More
I think I’m going to get a hai… I think I’m going to get a hair cut after work. That’s the kind of inane crap you twits like to hear right?… Read More
Why is Justin Bieber always tr… Why is Justin Bieber always trending in the US? Isn’t there some untalented domestic prat you idiots could be idolizing?… Read More