{"id":1125,"date":"2011-04-01T11:49:46","date_gmt":"2011-04-01T19:49:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=1125"},"modified":"2011-04-01T11:49:46","modified_gmt":"2011-04-01T19:49:46","slug":"maybe-i-will-eat-u-2morrow-kay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=1125","title":{"rendered":"Maybe I will eat u 2morrow kay?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1126\" title=\"I will eat u 2morrow\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/april-02.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/april-02.jpg 500w, http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/april-02-250x300.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">haha its funny becuz its true lol.<\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>haha its funny becuz its true lol.&hellip; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=1125\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[105],"tags":[395,133,396],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6upCM-i9","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1121,"url":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=1121","url_meta":{"origin":1125,"position":0},"title":"Yes you can because u r a cute Kitty!!!","author":"Animal Control","date":"April 1, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"=^.^=","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Holiday&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Holiday","link":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?cat=105"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/april-01.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":1145,"url":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=1145","url_meta":{"origin":1125,"position":1},"title":"Kitty Comics 1 &#8211; Petting a Kitty","author":"Animal Control","date":"April 1, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Holiday&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Holiday","link":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?cat=105"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/kittycomic001.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/kittycomic001.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/kittycomic001.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":1129,"url":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=1129","url_meta":{"origin":1125,"position":2},"title":"lol bacon","author":"Animal Control","date":"April 1, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"<('@')>","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Holiday&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Holiday","link":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?cat=105"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/april-03.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/april-03.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/april-03.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":1148,"url":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=1148","url_meta":{"origin":1125,"position":3},"title":"Q: How do you know it&#8217;s April Fools Day?","author":"Animal Control","date":"April 1, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"Q: How do you know it's April Fools' Day? 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