{"id":1821,"date":"2015-10-08T22:35:52","date_gmt":"2015-10-09T06:35:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=1821"},"modified":"2015-10-08T22:37:10","modified_gmt":"2015-10-09T06:37:10","slug":"sad-food-hacks-the-grilled-french-dip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=1821","title":{"rendered":"Sad Food Hacks &#8211; The Grilled French Dip"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1826\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/sadfood_frenchdip_graphic.jpg\" alt=\"DIY French Dip Food Hack\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/sadfood_frenchdip_graphic.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/sadfood_frenchdip_graphic-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The French Dip is an American classic and restaurant favorite and with this simple DIY guide you&#8217;ll be able to scrounge one up at home in no time. No culinary training or commercial kitchen necessary!<\/p>\n<p>Ingredients:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>2 Slices Bread<\/li>\n<li>2 Slices Cheese Singles<\/li>\n<li>Small Package Beef Jerky<\/li>\n<li>1\/2 Cup Water<\/li>\n<li>1 Tablespoon Butter or Margarine<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ol>\n<li>Begin by heating 1\/2 cup of water in the microwave. Fill with scraps of jerky to make Au Jus sauce. Let rest, stir occasionally.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1827\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Sadfood_frenchdip_001.jpg\" alt=\"Sadfood_frenchdip_001\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Sadfood_frenchdip_001.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Sadfood_frenchdip_001-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/li>\n<li>Melt butter in frying pan.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1828\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Sadfood_frenchdip_002.jpg\" alt=\"Sadfood_frenchdip_002\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Sadfood_frenchdip_002.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Sadfood_frenchdip_002-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/li>\n<li>Add bread and toast until golden bread.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1829\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Sadfood_frenchdip_003.jpg\" alt=\"Sadfood_frenchdip_003\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Sadfood_frenchdip_003.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Sadfood_frenchdip_003-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/li>\n<li>Once one side has browned, flip bread and place cheese and jerky strips on the toasted side. Turn off heat and cover. After 2-3 minutes cheese will be melted and bread will be nicely toasted.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1831\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Sadfood_frenchdip_005.jpg\" alt=\"Sadfood_frenchdip_005\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Sadfood_frenchdip_005.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Sadfood_frenchdip_005-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/li>\n<li>Remove from pan and slice.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1832\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Sadfood_frenchdip_006.jpg\" alt=\"Sadfood_frenchdip_006\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Sadfood_frenchdip_006.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Sadfood_frenchdip_006-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1833\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Sadfood_frenchdip_007.jpg\" alt=\"Sadfood_frenchdip_007\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Sadfood_frenchdip_007.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Sadfood_frenchdip_007-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/li>\n<li>Dip sandwich in Au Jus sauce and enjoy!<\/li>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1822\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Sadfood_frenchdip_008.jpg\" alt=\"Sadfood_frenchdip_008\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Sadfood_frenchdip_008.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Sadfood_frenchdip_008-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Sadfood_frenchdip_009.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1823\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Sadfood_frenchdip_009.jpg\" alt=\"Sadfood_frenchdip_009\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Sadfood_frenchdip_009.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Sadfood_frenchdip_009-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a>Recommended accompaniment: John Daly. 1 can Arnold Palmer\u2122 Ice Tea &amp; Lemonade served over ice with vodka. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Sadfood_frenchdip_011.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1825\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Sadfood_frenchdip_011.jpg\" alt=\"Sadfood_frenchdip_011\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Sadfood_frenchdip_011.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Sadfood_frenchdip_011-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The French Dip is an American classic and restaurant favorite and with this simple DIY guide you&#8217;ll be able to scrounge one up at home in no time. 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