{"id":679,"date":"2010-02-03T06:12:51","date_gmt":"2010-02-03T14:12:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=679"},"modified":"2010-02-02T23:17:49","modified_gmt":"2010-02-03T07:17:49","slug":"promptly-fired-after-eating-camera-equipment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=679","title":{"rendered":"Promptly fired after eating camera equipment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-678\" title=\"Goat dumbo\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/Goat-dumbo.jpg\" alt=\"Goat dumbo\" width=\"600\" height=\"470\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/Goat-dumbo.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/Goat-dumbo-300x235.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Submitted by Captain Awesome<\/strong><\/p>\n<div>Photo Source: <a rel=\"cc:attributionURL\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/auburnnewyork\/\">http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/auburnnewyork\/<\/a> \/ <a rel=\"license\" href=\"http:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by-sa\/2.0\/\">CC BY-SA 2.0<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Submitted by Captain Awesome Photo Source: http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/auburnnewyork\/ \/ CC BY-SA 2.0&hellip; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=679\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[7],"tags":[280,281,77,279],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6upCM-aX","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1853,"url":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=1853","url_meta":{"origin":679,"position":0},"title":"Wow! 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