{"id":831,"date":"2010-03-05T11:41:46","date_gmt":"2010-03-05T19:41:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=831"},"modified":"2010-03-05T07:44:56","modified_gmt":"2010-03-05T15:44:56","slug":"they-said-i-could-be-anything-i-wanted-to-be-liars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=831","title":{"rendered":"They said I could be anything I wanted to be. Liars."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/panther-sign-labeled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-830\" title=\"panther sign labeled\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/panther-sign-labeled.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"493\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/panther-sign-labeled.jpg 500w, http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/panther-sign-labeled-300x295.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Submitted by Spiteful Marmot<\/strong><\/p>\n<div>Photo Source: <a rel=\"cc:attributionURL\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/bastique\/\">http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/bastique\/<\/a> \/ <a rel=\"license\" href=\"http:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by-sa\/2.0\/\">CC BY-SA 2.0<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Submitted by Spiteful Marmot Photo Source: http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/bastique\/ \/ CC BY-SA 2.0&hellip; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=831\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[7],"tags":[337,225],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6upCM-dp","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=831"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":833,"href":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831\/revisions\/833"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}