There once was a man from Nantucket. He shot himself because people wouldn’t stop making fun of him. You might say he kicked the bucket.… Read More

Gibberish is a dish best served in a hat four fathoms from the rusty streetlight while juggling stoic kittens. Serves four, unless hungry.… Read More

Bruce Campbell was the best fat Elvis EVER. No question.… Read More

I think I’m going to get a hair cut after work. That’s the kind of inane crap you twits like to hear right?… Read More

Why is Justin Bieber always trending in the US? Isn’t there some untalented domestic prat you idiots could be idolizing?… Read More

As usual, the only thing trending today is stupidity.… Read More