{"id":1043,"date":"2011-02-05T08:01:52","date_gmt":"2011-02-05T16:01:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=1043"},"modified":"2011-02-04T18:32:16","modified_gmt":"2011-02-05T02:32:16","slug":"suck-it-nerds-you-know-you-like-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=1043","title":{"rendered":"Suck it nerds, you know you like it."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1042\" title=\"kitteh_grail\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/kitteh_grail.jpg\" alt=\"Kitteh sez we already haz grail. Iz vry nice. K thnx by.\" width=\"600\" height=\"430\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/kitteh_grail.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/kitteh_grail-300x215.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Animal Control found this joke in a dumpster full of expired food.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Animal Control found this joke in a dumpster full of expired food.&hellip; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=1043\">Read 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