{"id":1069,"date":"2011-02-21T19:29:11","date_gmt":"2011-02-22T03:29:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=1069"},"modified":"2011-02-21T19:29:11","modified_gmt":"2011-02-22T03:29:11","slug":"the-river-is-too-deep-to-ford","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=1069","title":{"rendered":"The river is too deep to ford."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1070\" title=\"ford river\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/ford-river.jpg\" alt=\"The river is too deep to ford.\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/ford-river.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/ford-river-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>icanhazbetamax is just mad that all his oxen died. This is me not caring.<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>icanhazbetamax is just mad that all his oxen died. 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