{"id":1091,"date":"2011-03-07T20:44:19","date_gmt":"2011-03-08T04:44:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=1091"},"modified":"2011-03-07T20:49:11","modified_gmt":"2011-03-08T04:49:11","slug":"this-joke-is-going-to-hurt-you-more-than-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=1091","title":{"rendered":"This joke is going to hurt you more than me."},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Angry<\/p>\n

It would have been pretty funny to put a graph joke down here, but I’m lazy so I hope you enjoyed reading this text instead. Also don’t be afraid to share this post with your friends, they can help explain the jokes to you!
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It would have been pretty funny to put a graph joke down here, but I’m lazy so I hope you enjoyed reading this text instead. 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