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This joke went on for three panels but my dog ate the other two, so you’re stuck with the least funny of the set. If you were wondering, they involved a joke about the proper amount of jpeg artifacting to apply to your images and something about pasting Sheen tweets onto pictures of cats.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This joke went on for three panels but my dog ate the other two, so you’re stuck with the least funny of the set. 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