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So I logged into Digg this evening and saw this. I think Dr. Kimble will appreciate the closure.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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It became more accurate, though just as funny after I Dugg it up.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So I logged into Digg this evening and saw this. I think Dr. Kimble will appreciate the closure. 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