{"id":1168,"date":"2011-04-15T17:38:32","date_gmt":"2011-04-16T01:38:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=1168"},"modified":"2011-04-15T17:38:32","modified_gmt":"2011-04-16T01:38:32","slug":"emo-panda-cannot-unleash-the-poet-within","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=1168","title":{"rendered":"Emo panda cannot unleash the poet within"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1169\" title=\"emopanda has no thumbs\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/emopanda-has-no-thumbs.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"317\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/emopanda-has-no-thumbs.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/emopanda-has-no-thumbs-300x158.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\"><strong>I think he&#8217;d be a lot\u00a0 happier if he&#8217;d just eat a burger every once in a while.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; I think he&#8217;d be a lot\u00a0 happier if he&#8217;d just eat a burger every once in a while.&hellip; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=1168\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[196,402],"tags":[37,403,21,404,323],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6upCM-iQ","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1175,"url":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=1175","url_meta":{"origin":1168,"position":0},"title":"Emo Panda can&#8217;t find a vein to save is life","author":"Animal Control","date":"April 17, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"Not that he could even hold the razor blade in the first place.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Emo Panda&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Emo Panda","link":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?cat=402"},"img":{"alt_text":"Emo panda can't find a vein. 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