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Follow the maniacal and tedious ramblings of the Diabolical Dr. of Doubt<\/a> at my new website:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Follow the maniacal and tedious ramblings of the Diabolical Dr. of Doubt at my new website:… Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[405],"tags":[406],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6upCM-js","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1516,"url":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=1516","url_meta":{"origin":1206,"position":0},"title":"Umbrella Corporation ID Badge","author":"Animal Control","date":"June 21, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Made an ID badge for an Umbrella Corp doctor's costume and thought it turned out pretty well so I figured I'd share it for those interested. 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