{"id":1592,"date":"2012-11-26T19:23:03","date_gmt":"2012-11-27T03:23:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=1592"},"modified":"2012-11-26T19:23:03","modified_gmt":"2012-11-27T03:23:03","slug":"donald-trump-is-my-wingman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=1592","title":{"rendered":"Donald Trump is my Wingman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1593\" title=\"Chuck Norris Shot A Man Reno\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Reno-WND-001.jpg\" alt=\"Johnny Cash shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. That man was Chuck Norris. 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