{"id":1630,"date":"2013-06-19T17:48:59","date_gmt":"2013-06-20T01:48:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=1630"},"modified":"2013-06-19T17:48:59","modified_gmt":"2013-06-20T01:48:59","slug":"the-wrath-of-sloth-approaches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=1630","title":{"rendered":"The Wrath of Sloth Approaches!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1631\" title=\"Creepy sloth will maul you, maybe, sometime in the future. Probably.\" alt=\"Sloth is preparing to maul you in 6-8 weeks unless you file for an extension\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/sloth-pounce.png\" width=\"600\" height=\"474\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/sloth-pounce.png 600w, https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/sloth-pounce-300x237.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>YOU ARE NOT PREPARED! But you do have adequate time to do so. Probably even time for a vacation first.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>YOU ARE NOT PREPARED! But you do have adequate time to do so. 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