{"id":1633,"date":"2013-06-20T16:49:11","date_gmt":"2013-06-21T00:49:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=1633"},"modified":"2013-06-20T16:49:11","modified_gmt":"2013-06-21T00:49:11","slug":"makes-a-better-anchor-than-a-boat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=1633","title":{"rendered":"Makes a better anchor than a boat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1634\" alt=\"guys I'm ready to go rafting down the river! guys? guys? hello?\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/elephant-stuck-in-tire.png\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/elephant-stuck-in-tire.png 600w, https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/elephant-stuck-in-tire-300x200.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Not the most seaworthy of vessels for river tubing but I&#8217;ve seen worse.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not the most seaworthy of vessels for river tubing but I&#8217;ve seen worse.&hellip; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=1633\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[7],"tags":[156,467,61,466,449],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6upCM-ql","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":416,"url":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=416","url_meta":{"origin":1633,"position":0},"title":"We&#8217;re going to need a bigger boat&#8230;","author":"Animal Control","date":"December 12, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Don't go floating, the river is like 90% elephant pee. http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/brettandsatit\/ \/ CC BY 2.0","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Critters&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Critters","link":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?cat=7"},"img":{"alt_text":"Elephant tube","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/Elephant-tube.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1633"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1633"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1633\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1635,"href":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1633\/revisions\/1635"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}