{"id":1807,"date":"2015-10-05T21:36:11","date_gmt":"2015-10-06T05:36:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=1807"},"modified":"2015-10-07T22:22:12","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T06:22:12","slug":"im-going-to-be-his-vice-president-ana-and-his-golf-tee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=1807","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m going to be his Vice President Ana. And his golf tee."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/50Trump_Helicopter1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1810\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/50Trump_Helicopter1.jpg\" alt=\"50Trump_Helicopter\" width=\"800\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/50Trump_Helicopter1.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/50Trump_Helicopter1-300x188.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1813\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/The-Donald.jpg\" alt=\"Don't upset The Donald Anastasia. You wouldn't like him when he's upset.\" width=\"800\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/The-Donald.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/The-Donald-300x188.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1816\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/The-Eagle.jpg\" alt=\"&quot;Anastasia watches me with - what? Trepidation? She's probably never seen an erect eagle penis before.&quot;\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/The-Eagle.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/The-Eagle-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/The-Eagle-640x360.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=1807\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[493,492,494,495],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6upCM-t9","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1853,"url":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=1853","url_meta":{"origin":1807,"position":0},"title":"Wow! 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