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\"AC_shirts\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Hello angry critters! The Angry Critter Apparel shop is now open and awaiting your perusal<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

We are pleased to offer you shirts with a variety of designs in a variety of exciting colors!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Yay!
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Hello angry critters! The Angry Critter Apparel shop is now open and awaiting your perusal. We are pleased to offer you shirts with a variety of designs in a variety of exciting colors! 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