{"id":572,"date":"2010-01-19T07:25:08","date_gmt":"2010-01-19T15:25:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=572"},"modified":"2010-01-18T21:28:24","modified_gmt":"2010-01-19T05:28:24","slug":"theres-going-to-be-a-murder-after-this-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=572","title":{"rendered":"There&#8217;s going to be a murder after this joke."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-571\" title=\"FURensics\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/FURensics.jpg\" alt=\"FURensics\" width=\"600\" height=\"475\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/FURensics.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/FURensics-300x237.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Submitted by Captain Awesome<\/strong><\/p>\n<div>Photo Source: <a rel=\"cc:attributionURL\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/00ucci\/\">http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/00ucci\/<\/a> \/ <a rel=\"license\" href=\"http:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by\/2.0\/\">CC BY 2.0<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Submitted by Captain Awesome Photo Source: http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/00ucci\/ \/ CC BY 2.0&hellip; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=572\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[7],"tags":[207,215,216,214],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6upCM-9e","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1091,"url":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=1091","url_meta":{"origin":572,"position":0},"title":"This joke is going to hurt you more than me.","author":"Animal Control","date":"March 7, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"It would have been pretty funny to put a graph joke down here, but I'm lazy so I hope you enjoyed reading this text instead. 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