{"id":667,"date":"2010-02-02T20:38:01","date_gmt":"2010-02-03T04:38:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=667"},"modified":"2010-02-02T21:03:57","modified_gmt":"2010-02-03T05:03:57","slug":"in-desperate-bid-for-attention-nz-appoints-parrot-as-conservation-ambassador","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=667","title":{"rendered":"In Desperate Bid for Attention, NZ Appoints Parrot as Conservation Ambassador"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-left:20px; padding-right:20px;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">In an odd turn of events, New Zealand Prime Minister John Key appointed Sirocco the kakapo (a parrot!) as their official Spokesbird for Conservation (see full story at the <a title=\"Parrot that tried to mate with Mark Carwardine gets government job\" href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/news\/newsvideo\/weirdnewsvideo\/7135331\/Parrot-that-tried-to-mate-with-Mark-Carwardine-gets-government-job.html\" target=\"_blank\">Telegraph<\/a>). How does a parrot spread the message of conservation to today&#8217;s generation of disaffected youth? Why his own <a title=\"The Spokesbird\" href=\"http:\/\/www.spokesbird.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">website<\/a>, YouTube, Facebook, flickr and Twitter feed of course! How very web 2.0. Personally I&#8217;m hoping Obama follows the PM&#8217;s lead and replaces Bernanke with a squirrel.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">While having a spokesbird is ridiculous enough on its own; you might recall that Sirocco is the parrot that, <span>shall we say, attempted a mating ritual with zoologist Mark Carwardine&#8217;s head back in November while Stephen Fry laughed at him.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span>That hilarious and disturbing video is below in case you haven&#8217;t seen it:<br \/>\n<\/span>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"560\" height=\"340\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/6A7uFSbRJ5w&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In an odd turn of events, New Zealand Prime Minister John Key appointed Sirocco the kakapo (a parrot!) as their official Spokesbird for Conservation (see full story at the Telegraph). How does a parrot spread the message of conservation to today&#8217;s generation of disaffected youth? Why his own website, YouTube, Facebook, flickr and Twitter feed&hellip; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=667\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[256],"tags":[278,274,275,277,276],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6upCM-aL","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1233,"url":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=1233","url_meta":{"origin":667,"position":0},"title":"If you lay everyone off, the g&#8230;","author":"Animal Control","date":"October 13, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"If you lay everyone off, the government takes EVERYTHING YOU OWN FOREVER AND KILLS YOU.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Crittocracy&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Crittocracy","link":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?cat=23"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1636,"url":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=1636","url_meta":{"origin":667,"position":1},"title":"Beyond Thunderdome and Over the Rainbow","author":"Animal Control","date":"June 22, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"You travel beyond Thunderdome despite the chipper warnings of a talking dog. 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