{"id":710,"date":"2010-02-08T07:30:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-08T15:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=710"},"modified":"2010-02-08T07:30:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-08T15:30:00","slug":"lets-swim-over-there-and-stare-at-some-ice-for-a-bit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=710","title":{"rendered":"Let&#8217;s swim over there and stare at some ice for a bit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-709\" title=\"Ice Walrus what do\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/Ice-Walrus-what-do.jpg\" alt=\"Ice Walrus what do\" width=\"500\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/Ice-Walrus-what-do.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/Ice-Walrus-what-do-300x247.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Submitted by Captain Awesome<\/strong><\/p>\n<div>Photo Source: <a rel=\"cc:attributionURL\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/colinjagoe\/\">http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/colinjagoe\/<\/a> \/ <a rel=\"license\" href=\"http:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by-sa\/2.0\/\">CC BY-SA 2.0<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Submitted by Captain Awesome Photo Source: http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/colinjagoe\/ \/ CC BY-SA 2.0&hellip; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=710\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[7],"tags":[111,70,110],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6upCM-bs","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":306,"url":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=306","url_meta":{"origin":710,"position":0},"title":"Al Gore will not miss you when you&#8217;re gone.","author":"Animal Control","date":"November 28, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/colinjagoe\/ \/ CC BY-SA 2.0","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Critters&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Critters","link":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?cat=7"},"img":{"alt_text":"Walrus Chill","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/Walrus-Chill.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/Walrus-Chill.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/Walrus-Chill.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":1821,"url":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=1821","url_meta":{"origin":710,"position":1},"title":"Sad Food Hacks &#8211; The Grilled French Dip","author":"Animal Control","date":"October 8, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"The French Dip is an American classic and restaurant favorite and with this simple DIY guide you'll be able to scrounge one up at home in no time. 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