{"id":727,"date":"2010-02-10T11:42:11","date_gmt":"2010-02-10T19:42:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=727"},"modified":"2010-02-10T07:44:17","modified_gmt":"2010-02-10T15:44:17","slug":"coiled-and-ready-to-strike-no-wait-give-me-a-minute-to-figure-this-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=727","title":{"rendered":"Coiled and ready to strike. No wait, give me a minute to figure this out&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-726\" title=\"snake mess knot\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/snake-mess-knot.jpg\" alt=\"snake mess knot\" width=\"450\" height=\"650\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/snake-mess-knot.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/snake-mess-knot-207x300.jpg 207w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Submitted by Captain Awesome<\/strong><\/p>\n<div>Photo Source: <a rel=\"cc:attributionURL\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/xmacex\/\">http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/xmacex\/<\/a> \/ <a rel=\"license\" href=\"http:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by-sa\/2.0\/\">CC BY-SA 2.0<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Submitted by Captain Awesome Photo Source: http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/xmacex\/ \/ CC BY-SA 2.0&hellip; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=727\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[7],"tags":[304,305,165],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6upCM-bJ","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/727"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=727"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/727\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":728,"href":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/727\/revisions\/728"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=727"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=727"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}