{"id":790,"date":"2010-02-26T07:25:15","date_gmt":"2010-02-26T15:25:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=790"},"modified":"2010-02-26T07:25:15","modified_gmt":"2010-02-26T15:25:15","slug":"he-should-dye-his-hair-a-happier-color","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=790","title":{"rendered":"He should dye his hair a happier color"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/Sloth-Bear-1-frump.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-789\" title=\"Sloth Bear 1 frump\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/Sloth-Bear-1-frump.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"630\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/Sloth-Bear-1-frump.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/Sloth-Bear-1-frump-214x300.jpg 214w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Submitted by Captain Awesome<\/strong><\/p>\n<div>Photo Source: <a rel=\"cc:attributionURL\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/60058591@N00\/\">http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/60058591@N00\/<\/a> \/ <a rel=\"license\" href=\"http:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by\/2.0\/\">CC BY 2.0<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Submitted by Captain Awesome Photo Source: http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/60058591@N00\/ \/ CC BY 2.0&hellip; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/?p=790\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[7],"tags":[329,47],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6upCM-cK","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/790"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=790"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/790\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":791,"href":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/790\/revisions\/791"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angrycritter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}