I think baseball would be a more exciting sport if the bats were used on the balls of the opposing team.… Read More

Sometimes to get ahead in life you need to break some kneecaps. Then file for disability and wait for the free government money to roll in.… Read More

In 2007 Obama’s strategy was “I’m not Bush”. in 2011 it’s become “I am Bush”. But hey, it got GW re-elected.… Read More

If Ron Paul wants to win he needs to stop having principles and start listening to the opinion poll of the week. And more pandering!… Read More

There once was a man from Nantucket. He shot himself because people wouldn’t stop making fun of him. You might say he kicked the bucket.… Read More

Gibberish is a dish best served in a hat four fathoms from the rusty streetlight while juggling stoic kittens. Serves four, unless hungry.… Read More