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If you’re constantly having to pull your underwear up, your Halloween costume might be too slutty.… Read More

Is everyone having a good whorefest 2011?… Read More

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Turns out it takes a long time to bleed out from a severed toe. Pretty awkward for both of us.… Read More

The answer was more rum. Apparently I need to go shopping.… Read More

Quick! What goes good with spiced rum and is in my pantry?… Read More