It’s Halloween, which means th… It’s Halloween, which means the police are going to have to decide whether to beat protesters or drunk college students.… Read More
You know you’re white when you… You know you’re white when you go to a rave at a golf course instead of an abandoned warehouse.… Read More
If you’re constantly having to… If you’re constantly having to pull your underwear up, your Halloween costume might be too slutty.… Read More
I shot a man in Reno just to w… I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Turns out it takes a long time to bleed out from a severed toe. Pretty awkward for both of us.… Read More