Twitter Updates for 2015-05-23


  • Girl, you must be a stormtrooper because you missed everything except my heart and a reading of Mein Kampf. ->
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May 24th, 2015 | Filed under Crittocracy

Twitter Updates for 2015-05-22


  • I suppose there's some irony to be found in the fact that the wallet always survives the wood chipper, albeit slightly, discolored. ->
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May 23rd, 2015 | Filed under Crittocracy

Twitter Updates for 2015-05-20


  • Just once I'd like to crowd source something that isn't moral outrage or a torch-wielding mob. ->
  • You do have to appreciate the technology forward and fire safe practice of the mob wielding flashlights as opposed to traditional open flame ->
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May 21st, 2015 | Filed under Crittocracy

Twitter Updates for 2015-05-14


  • The great thing about bars is they're so loud that even if a woman hits on you by accident all you can do is just smile, nod, and walk away. ->
  • The other great thing about bars is how you can make the international news just by chaining the doors shut and setting them on fire. ->
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May 15th, 2015 | Filed under Crittocracy

Twitter Updates for 2015-05-06


  • I've got some shit that will blow your mind; he said gesturing towards a shotgun resting on a mountain of cocaine and Semtex. ->
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May 7th, 2015 | Filed under Crittocracy

Twitter Updates for 2015-04-15


  • I come from a line of people used to being shoved around, though in my case it's mostly being elbowed at bars and not the holocaust per se. ->
  • Projecting is my superpower, but I'm also good at harpooning so clearly it's other people having issues with being impaled by sharp objects. ->
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Apr 16th, 2015 | Filed under Crittocracy