Twitter Updates for 2014-08-31


  • Wrote a song called "Last Call," sounds a lot like someone spraying kerosene on a crowd and playing with a lighter. ->
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Sep 1st, 2014 | Filed under Crittocracy

Twitter Updates for 2014-08-27


  • Do not question that which is known but rather that which is a question. ->
  • Just because a job doesn’t require a rocket scientist doesn’t mean you can’t use the one chained up in your basement; he needs the exercise! ->
  • Not sure how many people have to be brutally murdered in a creepy mansion before it becomes haunted but it’s definitely more than seven. ->
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Aug 28th, 2014 | Filed under Crittocracy

Twitter Updates for 2014-08-14


  • Give a man a barrel and he rolls down a hill for a day, pickle a man in a barrel and you feed unsuspecting bar patrons for a lifetime. ->
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Aug 15th, 2014 | Filed under Crittocracy

Twitter Updates for 2014-06-26


  • The amount of familiar faces who have refollowed me after unfollowing is getting as long as these intestines I've been extracting (4 hours). ->
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Jun 27th, 2014 | Filed under Crittocracy

Twitter Updates for 2014-06-22


  • Good job random people teepeeing a house at 1 in the morning ->
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Jun 23rd, 2014 | Filed under Crittocracy

Twitter Updates for 2014-06-21


  • Keep calm and invade Iraq again. ->
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Jun 22nd, 2014 | Filed under Crittocracy