Twitter Updates for 2015-04-15


  • I come from a line of people used to being shoved around, though in my case it's mostly being elbowed at bars and not the holocaust per se. ->
  • Projecting is my superpower, but I'm also good at harpooning so clearly it's other people having issues with being impaled by sharp objects. ->
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Apr 16th, 2015 | Filed under Crittocracy

Twitter Updates for 2015-04-11


  • It's the thought that counts, unless it's about murder. And it always is. Murder all the way down. Turtle murder. ->
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Apr 12th, 2015 | Filed under Crittocracy

Twitter Updates for 2015-04-04


  • Need to post-humorously gain recognition for some jokes I made a few years ago for ad related revenue purposes today. ->
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Apr 5th, 2015 | Filed under Crittocracy

Twitter Updates for 2015-04-03


  • Be satisfied in what you have, and also in what others have but that you've set on fire. ->
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Apr 4th, 2015 | Filed under Crittocracy

Twitter Updates for 2015-03-28


  • When asked if I'm a feminist, I respond with "I'm an arsonist" and spray them with lighter fluid; but not women because I'm not a misogynist ->
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Mar 29th, 2015 | Filed under Crittocracy

Twitter Updates for 2015-03-22


  • The more things change the more we lapse into depression, allowing ourselves be medicated until we're convinced no change has occurred. ->
  • RT @1Happytwit: Nothing is remotely sexier than a flamethrower and handcuffs. ->
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Mar 23rd, 2015 | Filed under Crittocracy