• RT @MrEricMartin: Thoughts and prayers to all the brave corporations fighting against humanity. ->
  • SHOCKING! Another coke head in a bar announces their support for Hillary Clinton… ->
  • It's 11pm and ESPN is airing footage of rained out soccer games. Back to you hot blond in the tight sweater and in a warm, dry studio… ->

  • Fun fact: Donald Trump fondled no less than three woman on the set where the moon landing was faked. ->
  • Trump vows to end Obama's policy of spying on all Americans and only spy on the really hot chicks, and only their tits (nothing weird). ->
  • Looking forward to the Oval Office having a rotating bed and a sign that states "Minors Allowed." ->
  • Probably the only gutter with a "whites only" sign @ClaudeMilletART @LOLGOP in reply to ClaudeMilletART ->
  • Presidencies are for closers, not gropers. #sealthedeal @realDonaldTrump ->