Twitter Updates for 2012-05-10

  • In honor of Barack Obama's bold, yet utterly empty stance, I'm drinking a Heterosexual Manhattan (just the booze, hold the fruit). ->
May 11th, 2012 | Filed under Crittocracy

Exposing 110% of the Corruption Before it’s Already too Late

This upcoming election is the most important election in the history of our country. This is no time to be making jokes, we must all become serious about the challenges we as a nation face and work together to undo the damage caused by this administration and endeavor to prevent another 4 years of this failure of leadership. To do my part, I have created a website dedicated to exposing the lies and corruption of the Obama Administration, in order to spread my words of TRUTH to you, the voter. But I alone can only do so much, you must take my words and turn them into actions in the voting booth. Open your minds to my Truths, and let your hands become instruments of my REVOLUTION.

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May 7th, 2012 | Filed under Angry Advice

Twitter Updates for 2012-04-26

  • I'm starting to suspect that this serial killer convention is just one big scam to sell me cleaning products and tarps. ->
Apr 27th, 2012 | Filed under Crittocracy

Twitter Updates for 2012-04-24

  • Due to the miracle of WordPress plugins this tweet counts as updating my blog. ->
  • @hellnope did you lick them? Because I used to do that but people thought it was weird and I wasn't welcome in the museum anymore in reply to hellnope ->
  • It's time we had a frank discussion about purchasing SEO services and software for my blog because it's not about angry pandas anymore ->
  • it's mostly about killing hookers and stalking people but that probably make my blog more awesome ->
  • @twayne1010 I work for them on a freelance basis in an unpaid capacity but I still get to follow the President around in reply to twayne1010 ->
Apr 25th, 2012 | Filed under Crittocracy

Twitter Updates for 2012-04-23

  • You know if they had just killed those hookers, chopped them up and dumped them in the river they probably would have gotten away with it. ->
  • The moral of the story is that hookers should use the buddy system so they don't get murdered, or the giant pimp with a gun system. ->
Apr 24th, 2012 | Filed under Crittocracy

Twitter Updates for 2012-04-18

  • @jorticulture I hear that jorts really complement the orange skin tone in reply to jorticulture ->
  • For every Democrat that has eaten a dog, there's a Republican who has beaten one to death with his bare hands, skinned it, and barbequed it. ->
Apr 19th, 2012 | Filed under Crittocracy