Twitter Updates for 2013-05-16
- What is the worth of man if not the black market value of his component parts? ->
- @jeremyrwalsh Who are we to judge that which is so brilliantly packaged when it is sold with such bombast? in reply to jeremyrwalsh ->
Twitter Updates for 2013-05-08
- If you drive a huge car you probably still think monster trucks are cool and don't hate your life like small car owners do. ->
Twitter Updates for 2013-04-30
- The shortest roads always have the most bumps. No, wait. Those are children. ->
Twitter Updates for 2013-04-27
- How many corpses is Zach Braff hiding at the bottom of his gold plated money bin? ->
Twitter Updates for 2013-04-26
- @Dinnerbone How about putting saddles on jellyfish so we can ride them to the bottom of the ocean? ->
- @fart who are you to question the infinite money fountain that is his Indy cred? in reply to fart ->
Twitter Updates for 2013-04-25
- In order to get the full measure of a man you must put the lid on the blender when you puree him. ->
