If you’ve used Tinder you’ve probably spent a fair amount of time staring at a blank message prompt desperately trying to think of something clever to text that one slightly average looking person who probably swiped you by accident, and then resorted to Googling pick up lines in hopes that somebody on the internet… Read More

By Staff Writer If there’s one unwritten rule, or more accurately, one horrifically overwritten rule, it’s that before you can start enjoying that relationship you have to actually meet another human being first. And that invariably is going to involve a little flirting, so thank God that Cosmo is riding into town again in a… Read More

I’m a bad ass hard-as-nails police detective that doesn’t play by the rules. Rules like going to the academy or being a real cop. I crack the cases other detectives are afraid to touch. Give me a bottle of Jack and a .44 and I’ll make you hit the high notes like that Bieber girl.… Read More

You travel beyond Thunderdome despite the chipper warnings of a talking dog. You follow a broken road that leads only in a single direction. Behind you only the black nothingness of despair. A sign stretches across the road. Its original message obscured with an ominous warning scrawled in blood. “NOT KANSAS” A chill penetrates your… Read More