Love is a battlefield, and I am the only survivor in this sea of corpses.

August 10, 2012

Jesus took the wheel, but even He could not save us.

August 9, 2012

This could take a while, maybe you should grab a coffee.

July 23, 2012

The single set of shoeprints was when I ate your friend

July 18, 2012

I’m nothing if not helpful

July 15, 2012

I’m betting that’s going to be really uncomfortable later.

July 13, 2012