If you’re constantly having to… If you’re constantly having to pull your underwear up, your Halloween costume might be too slutty.… Read More
I shot a man in Reno just to w… I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Turns out it takes a long time to bleed out from a severed toe. Pretty awkward for both of us.… Read More
The answer was more rum. Appar… The answer was more rum. Apparently I need to go shopping.… Read More
Quick! What goes good with spi… Quick! What goes good with spiced rum and is in my pantry?… Read More
I think baseball would be a mo… I think baseball would be a more exciting sport if the bats were used on the balls of the opposing team.… Read More