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July 2, 2017
(On Hillary Clinton) “Is she a Christian? I don’t think so. I know she was photographed dancing in front of Moloch at Bohemian Grove dressed as a man and married a male prostitute… you can fact check that. (Bernie) Sanders officiated the ceremony, he admits it! Sacrificing children to a giant burning owl? That’s not Christian. That’s not American. That’s a disgrace!”
— Donald Trump
Yikes! We didn’t think things could get any worse for Hillary but the Donald does it again! Looks like you’re fired (again) Hillary!
The French Dip is an American classic and restaurant favorite and with this simple DIY guide you’ll be able to scrounge one up at home in no time. No culinary training or commercial kitchen necessary! (more…)
If you’ve used Tinder you’ve probably spent a fair amount of time staring at a blank message prompt desperately trying to think of something clever to text that one slightly average looking person who probably swiped you by accident, and then resorted to Googling pick up lines in hopes that somebody on the internet is spending their refractory period writing dating advice that you can use. Finding a brilliant opener is a tricky proposition, even for the best of us so I’ve pulled a few gems from America’s favorite pant-suited seductress that are guaranteed to get you digits. (more…)
By Staff Writer
If there’s one unwritten rule, or more accurately, one horrifically overwritten rule, it’s that before you can start enjoying that relationship you have to actually meet another human being first. And that invariably is going to involve a little flirting, so thank God that Cosmo is riding into town again in a drunken stupor of stupidly that only a man writing for, well Cosmo could hope to achieve.
Follow me below the fold to find out why if you’re getting dating advice from a magazine you’re probably still single…
By Staff Writer
Recently the CEO of a major internet technology firm admitted that women who hide their long sexy hair under a hat are deliberately paid less than those who wear skimpy cleavage-empowering clothing to the cubicle farm. This never-before-revealed corporate secret is a winning strategy engineered to discourage the wearing of unflattering office attire among the token skirts and promote high morale among the male staff (who do all the real work anyway).