Bruce Campbell was the best fat Elvis EVER. No question.… Read More

I think I’m going to get a hair cut after work. That’s the kind of inane crap you twits like to hear right?… Read More

Why is Justin Bieber always trending in the US? Isn’t there some untalented domestic prat you idiots could be idolizing?… Read More

As usual, the only thing trending today is stupidity.… Read More

I need a joke that says protesters aren’t real Americans if they support a liberal cause, and also they’re dirty and poor. (ie: unAmerican)… Read More

Okay, I’ve got one: Maybe they should “occupy an unemployment office”.… Read More