You know you’re white when you… October 30, 2011 You know you’re white when you go to a rave at a golf course instead of an abandoned warehouse.… Read More
If you’re constantly having to… October 30, 2011 If you’re constantly having to pull your underwear up, your Halloween costume might be too slutty.… Read More
Is everyone having a good whor… October 30, 2011 Is everyone having a good whorefest 2011?… Read More
I shot a man in Reno just to w… October 27, 2011 I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Turns out it takes a long time to bleed out from a severed toe. Pretty awkward for both of us.… Read More
The answer was more rum. Appar… October 27, 2011 The answer was more rum. Apparently I need to go shopping.… Read More
Quick! What goes good with spi… October 27, 2011 Quick! What goes good with spiced rum and is in my pantry?… Read More